March 14th, 2013Pop Music
This video confirms my beliefs that Taylor Swift doesn’t have friends. I never ever (like ever) thought I would at any point in my life compare Taylor Swift to Mitt Romney, but here we are. The way she’s acting with her “friends” is like how Mitt Romney acts with his “family” and “supporters” and “everyone he meets”. It’s robotic and trying to be normal but just such unnatural behavior for these ‘bots.
Also who dresses like that? And who rides on the pegs of boys’ bikes down a really well hydrated lawn? Maybe 14-year olds, but not 22-year olds. Either she just lost all concept of what it was like to be normal, or Swift-Bot-22 is trying to reprogram her understanding of human emotions.
Also is this whole video shot in a Valencia Instagram filter?
Also how uncomfortable is the end? She falls into the pool and then is like “peace you guys, peace. I’m 22.”
…So all around really great, fun video that I totally wish I was in!Tags: Taylor Swift
February 24th, 2013Pop Music
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I don’t know what’s happening but all of a sudden I want One Direction. It’s hard to believe they’re my age, because I still categorize them with Bieber in my “Lesbian Teenage Boys I’m Not Allowed To Date” category. But hot damn this song is sexual. 1D could rock my boat any day. Especially today. And tomorrow.
Also, that lyric video is uh-NICE. Taylor Swift…what an IDIOT.Tags: One Direction, Taylor Swift
February 21st, 2013Video
Liiiiiiiiiike Kim Kardashian’s boobs are the size of my head & other BREAKING NEWS. Did you hear about Rihanna’s SCRAPED KNEE?!1 #HOSPITAL
Jillboard: “Beards, Boobs, & Beyonce”
Share if you like it, right?Tags: Beyoncé, bradley cooper, bruce willis, die hard, emma stone, jennifer lawrence, Kim Kardashian, life is but a dream, mean girls, nicholas cage, oscars, reaction video, Rihanna, rob kardashian, Taylor Swift, tina fey, zero dark thirty, zooey deschanel
Ok this is really amazing. I’m talking serious goosebump-inducing material (if you’re an Eminem fan..but who isn’t?) Watch this video for a funny, amazing cover by fellow white rapper… Taylor Swift? Get it. She also covers Uncle Kracker, but nobody cares.Tags: Eminem, Taylor Swift
I love this song so much it’s unbearable. It’s so empowering, fun, and all-around kick-ass. The video fits perfectly with the message of the song. This is totally going to be the new “Firework”. Go Sweezy, go Sweezy!Tags: Taylor Swift